Where crabby lives!

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Thanks for visiting the Crabby Geezer!


Yes, we know what you’re thinking… who is the Crabby Geezer and why is he crabby?


Well... that’s none of your business!.


Anyhoo, don’t expect to see much in the way of exciting content here. No blogs... no tweets... nothing. This site is here simply to let you know that we’re crabby.


Feel free to email us, but to be honest we’ll probably just delete your email without so much as even looking at it.


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